• What is a computer's first sign of old age? Loss of memory.

• What does a baby computer call his father? Data.

• What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.

• What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.

• Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.

• What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.

• To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.

• Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

• Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

• My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.