Upon entering a little country store, the stranger
noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of dog!" posted
on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old
hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register.
"Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?"
he asked the owner.
"Yep, that's him," came the reply.
The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly
doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world
would you post that sign?"
"Because," the owner explained, "Before I posted
that sign, people kept tripping over him."